It's good to be back. I had to take some time off. It seems the Farker prufrock2 was impersonating me. Well, I took care of that bastard. I paid a homeless guy 12 bucks to track him down. Would you believe he was living only 2 blocks away from me? And that he was a 79 year-old German woman? Who didn't own a computer? Very clever, Prufrock.
Seeking revenge, I crept quietly through the shadows and surprised him with an air horn while he was taking out the trash. He was so shocked a stranger would give away a perfectly good air horn, that he offered to let me hold his bag of garbage. What nice guy.
Now that the impostor is taken care of, I'm turning my aggression on TFPSTC. Look out Critic. You will rue the day you chose to express your opinion!
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Welcome back CC.
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